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[Meesh]

What episode was it? "Elemental My Dear Jasmine"?

Anywho, Jasmine asked Aladdin if he had any girlfriends before her, and replied, "Tons." (only to recover by saying he had to sift through to find the best treasure..)

So I made this thread so we can make up our own "previous girlfriends". What are your ideas? Be creative!
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[AladdinsGenie]

*raises hand*

Kidding...sorta. I'm his spare wife now *nods*

I've thought about this, myself. I'll have to post what I think later cause I can't think right now for some reason.

[Hourglass]

I say he had a fling with the freaky-stalker "tasty" lady in the first movie... and the mother of the harlot girls.
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Just another weird lil' fanfiction obsession of mine...

[AladdinsGenie]

He said he'd come back when he has the time

But let's see...he obviously got a thing for eyes, hair and smile, but what kind exactly is debtable.

I think he's had a broad range of chicks both personality and physical appearance wise from looked really sweet, but were actually psychos to complete biatch's.

I can honestly say that Jasmine probably wasn't the first girl to be in his hovel, too. That's why he was making sure she knew to watch her head and to be careful of all the low hanging objects. The last girl who was there was knocked out

I can also guess that he's either had his heart broken before or some girl completely used him just because of how Abu acts whenever Jasmine shows up. It's kinda one of those "Hello? Don't you remember the last time this happened?" type things.

[Meesh]

[AladdinsGenie]

You could take it that way, too. I've got messed up thoughts and theories to begin with

It just seems to me that if Aladdin has had a ton of girlfriends that by the time it got to Jasmine, he'd be over it considering Abu knows he is his only friend, you know?

[Meesh]

Hmm. Most definitely absolutely! ... Maybe it was a mix!

Hmm... Okay I'm gonna make up a gf now...
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[AladdinsGenie]

I mean, he had to be used to it by now. That's why I think it's at that point it's more of him protecting him cause he wasn't acting jealous when Genie came (that's probably because he was too busy being freaked out) and Aladdin considered him a friend as well. I don't know. Let me shut up, .

But back to the original thingy, I think he's had his mix of Sadira's and Saleen's

[Meesh]

Diary:

"He was the most charming man I knew. I saw him being chased by the guards, and he gets away every day! He was daring and adventurous, and he stole my heart immediately! So, one day, I ran in the middle of the streets on purpose when he was being chased, and he bumped into me! He helped me up and apologized, looking me STRAIGHT IN THE EYES!!! It was that moment that I knew we were meant to be with each other.
So, I helped him get away by telling the guards he went to the right, when in fact, he went to the left...

THE NEXT DAY

Today, he was ignoring me... He probably liked me. That's what Papa says about boys that pretend to ignore me. So, Gina, Morgana, and I kidnapped his monkey! I know this sounds mean, but it was the only way we could get his attention!
He came to get his monkey, and we tried to hold him back from leaving, but he was too strong... His muscles... He said goodbye and ran away. Perhaps his parents forbid him to see fair maidens..

FOrsaken love..."

Tee hee.. That was fun.
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[Meesh]

[AladdinsGenie]

Don't listen to me. I have crackpot theories

ooh, I should write a diary entry about as one of his ex's, too

*goes to do that*

[Meesh]

[quote="AladdinsGenie"]Don't listen to me. I have crackpot theories [quote]

but you keep beautiful fragrances in a pot meant for crack!

**Tee hee**
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[AladdinsGenie]

Just cause I was bored and Meesh did it, I typed up diary entries from the view point of one of Aladdin's ex's. Enjoy!

Dear Diary,
The most amazing thing just happened to me today! I am dating the most wonderful guy ever! His name is Aladdin and he is so amazing and gorgeous and...wow. We met in the marketplace when I was going through a bunch of fabric. I guess my coin purse was about to drop because when I felt the rope holding it around my waist loosen up, I turned around and there he was holding the purse in his hands. Isn't he wonderful? He must have seen the rope loosening up and came to catch the purse so it wouldn't fall on the ground and someone can't come and steal it.
We locked eyes and smiled at each other. My heart sank. After he gave me back my coin purse, we talked for hours while walking around the city. We walked until we ended up in front of my door step. He wanted to make sure I got home safely. He's so romantic! Then he saw the royal guards running down the street yelling "There's that thief! After him!!" He told me he'd meet me tomorrow at my house in the morning, tell no one I saw him, gave me a quick kiss and ran away in the opposite direction.
He must be an undercover agent and had to leave to help the guards to find the thief! How heroic! I'm dating an agent! He must be rich! I bet those pants and vest he had on today was his undercover ensemble. Personally, he should always have that outfit on. The less the better. And he kissed me! I could have died! I'm never washing this cheek again! It's official. We are dating!


Dear Diary,

Today he met me at my house like he said. He's a guy of his word! I bet he never tells a lie! He had on his agent suit again, so I guessed he was on a undercover mission. I asked him did he catch the thief yesterday and he gave me a confused look. That's my Aladdin! Acting like nothing happened yesterday. I guess he can't talk about that secret agent stuff with us commoners. I told him I understood and that I wouldn't tell a soul.
We went into my kitchen afterwards and had breakfast. Boy can he eat! You'd think he hadn't eaten in days! They must not feed agents or something. After breakfast, I told him I'd wanted to show him something. I grabbed his hand and took him to my room. I made sure to close the door because I have to protect my brave agent at all times. He must have been really excited because he jumped on my bed! I was excited too! I've never shown anybody this!
I opened a cabinet door and showed him part of my personal life: my collection of taxidermed fruit. His face frowned almost in disappointment over something. I guess he thought I'd have more fruit, or maybe it was because he was so awe stuck by them that he wish he could have some! I can see why. It is pretty amazing and cool.
I told him that each fruit represents an evil ex-boyfriend of mine because it reminds me of them. I can't harm the person, so I use fruit. It's kinda like a voodoo doll, but through fruit! Each fruit is a body part. Pretty neat, huh?
For some odd reason, his eyes got really big and he tightened his belt when he saw the smashed banana. I told him to guess what body part it represented of my ex, but he said he had a pretty good idea what it represented.
He also asked what happened to the fruit and I told him that I rung the banana with my bare hands. I figured he wanted to know how I made it, so I got another banana from a near-by fruit bowl and smashed it the same way I did with the first one to show him in case he wanted to make his own.
Aladdin was cringing as he watched, but I'm not sure why. Maybe he had a headache, or he doesn't do well with symbols for tounges. All that agent work must be getting to him. After I was done, I told him it's a great thing that won't happen to us because we'll be together forever.
I tried to give him a hug, but he told me that he didn't want me to get dirty because he had dirt all over him. I didn't see any, but he insisted he did. So, I offered him a bath in my tub.
He had to leave really quickly after that for some reason. I don't remember what it was exactly....something about having to go polish his agent shoes. That's so adorable! He'd rather walk barefoot than wear unpolished shoes! He's so dedicated to his work!
I asked him if he needed any help and he told said, "No, but you might". I'm not completely sure what that means, but I love the way he talks. That's such a turn on! I asked him as he ran out the door where he lived so I can meet him there tomorrow instead, but he never told me. He just ran out the door. That's so hot and mysterious! I think I'm in love!


Dear Diary,

I searched the entire city all night looking for where he lives since he failed to tell me, but I found him. Figures a mysterious agent man such as himself would live on the outskirts of the city where no one can find him. It's crazy getting up to his hovel, too. You'd think someone was after him or something. It must be all those bad guys. They better leave my sweetie alone!
I kneeled down beside him and shook him gently to wake him up. He's so gorgeous when he's sleep. I wouldn't mind waking up to him every morning. I noticed that even in his sleep he has his agent suit on. He must have an "On-the-go" life style. As he woke up, he seemed kinda of startled that I was there at first. He scooted back almost to the point where he fell out his huge window. I asked him what was wrong and he told me that my beauty was just so much that it had taken him by surprise when I was the first thing he saw when he woke up. My God, he's so hot! I was completely turned on at this point.
I crawled over to him and said "Aladdin, I want to have your children." It's true! I do! Who wouldn't? His eyes got big as he jumped up probably due to excitement. I told him that he could live with me and I'll be completely supportive of his agent duties. I knew he wouldn't be home all the time with the 10 kids we'd have all the time, but a job is a job. I completely understand! After I said that, he told me to sit by him and that we needed to talk.
.....He broke up with me. I don't know why! I thought everything was going great! I asked him was it my fruit collection or me or something else because I can change! He thought about it for a second and said it was him. He didn't want to put me under danger with his secret agent work because it's a dangerous business and I'd be at a risk. He's so thoughtful.
He also told me he thinks part of my brain was replaced with a peacock's and that I should find someone else who also has part of their brain replaced with a peacock's, too. Confused, I asked him why and he said it was because he wasn't worthy of my thoughts and that someone who thinks like I do would be better for me. How sweet is he? He must think I am so majestic and special to compare my brain to a peacocks. He's a great guy even when letting me go, but I understood and realized that this was how it had to be. Note to self...never date secret agents. They're weird!

[Jas]

*falls in the floor and dies of laughter* That was great AG.
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[Iago]

*does the same as jas* awsome
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