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Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Watching Aladdin
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Dragonessa
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:54 am    Post subject: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Watching Aladdin Reply with quote

You know these funny things that are called "Everything I need to know I learned from..."? I think we learn much from watching Aladdin, so I started this.

I'll begin with a motto of Iago (big surprise Wink ):
1. Life is not fair!

Okay, now it's your turn. I can already imagine what AG is going to add, lol!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

2. You're only in trouble if you get caught! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww, you stole her motto! Evil you! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw... Sad

3. Never get involved.

(So Iago follows the Prime Directive, then? Laughing )
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject: Re: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Watching Aladdi Reply with quote

Apparently, it's a good motto! Cool

4. Never tell someone they are punctual

5. You CAN stick out your tongue and touch your forehead
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Dragonessa
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Calluna wrote:
Aw... Sad

3. Never get involved.

(So Iago follows the Prime Directive, then? Laughing )


LMAO! Yeah, he beats Captain Picard in this one. Someone should give him a medal. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

6. When in doubt, hurt the bird.

7. Everybody's trapped by something. (One of the big themes from the movie)

8. Combination hookah and coffee-makers that also make juilienne fries will always break.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

9. You can never tie up your conscience tight enough, and sink it deep enough.

10. Never mess with sorcerers. (not very original, but true)
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

11. Never make deals with imps, sorcerers, elementals, thieves, rulers, or kids.

Avoid them and you'll live longer.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

12. Lie to your girlfriend. She'll forgive you.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Why is the the Genie, still a Genie?


Laughing

yeah...why is he still a genie?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

13. You can justify stealing as saying you only steal what you need to survive.

14. Not every ruler knows they have poor people in their city.

15. Jumping off balconies is a great way to impress chicks.

16. Don't tell mutant mud monsters to let you go when they have you dangling from a cliff.

17. Always have a lie ready to say at all times.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

18. Being a princess is not as great as it seems.

19. Never touch anything that you found in Jafar's (or any other sorcerer's) lab.

20. Don't be too predictable (or Chaos will pay you a visit).

21. Don't trust Royal Viziers. (in every movie that has a Vizier in it, he is evil. It's as predictable as the death of guards or Ensigns Laughing )
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

22. Don't attack an artistic plant man.

23. Do NOT tackle malevolent omnipotent beings.

24. Don't forget your one year anniversary-your girlfriend will become the scourge of the desert until you remember.

25. Don't buy stuffed animals from creepy old ladies

26. Don't ever listen to the head.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

27. Don't scratch your head while saying "I have no fleas!" - it's not very convincing.

28. There's much more to people than what meets the eye.

29. Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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