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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 5165 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:54 am Post subject: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Watching Aladdin |
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You know these funny things that are called "Everything I need to know I learned from..."? I think we learn much from watching Aladdin, so I started this.
I'll begin with a motto of Iago (big surprise ):
1. Life is not fair!
Okay, now it's your turn. I can already imagine what AG is going to add, lol! _________________
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Calluna Genie of the Messageboard
Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 3692 Location: Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:08 am Post subject: |
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2. You're only in trouble if you get caught! |
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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:12 am Post subject: |
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Aww, you stole her motto! Evil you! _________________
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Calluna Genie of the Messageboard
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Aw...
3. Never get involved.
(So Iago follows the Prime Directive, then? ) |
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AladdinsGenie Genie of the Messageboard
Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: Tennessee
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:49 am Post subject: Re: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Watching Aladdi |
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Apparently, it's a good motto!
4. Never tell someone they are punctual
5. You CAN stick out your tongue and touch your forehead |
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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 5165 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Calluna wrote: |
Aw...
3. Never get involved.
(So Iago follows the Prime Directive, then? ) |
LMAO! Yeah, he beats Captain Picard in this one. Someone should give him a medal. _________________
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Nez Eccentric Papyrus Jockey
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 2617 Location: Bellevue, Ne
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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6. When in doubt, hurt the bird.
7. Everybody's trapped by something. (One of the big themes from the movie)
8. Combination hookah and coffee-makers that also make juilienne fries will always break. _________________
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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 5165 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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9. You can never tie up your conscience tight enough, and sink it deep enough.
10. Never mess with sorcerers. (not very original, but true) _________________
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Nez Eccentric Papyrus Jockey
Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 2617 Location: Bellevue, Ne
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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11. Never make deals with imps, sorcerers, elementals, thieves, rulers, or kids.
Avoid them and you'll live longer. _________________
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Marisa Sultan
Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 281
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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12. Lie to your girlfriend. She'll forgive you. _________________
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Madeleine Wicked Witch of the Mid-West
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 459 Location: Defying Gravity
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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Why is the the Genie, still a Genie? |
yeah...why is he still a genie?
_________________ "You know what happens when my mom uses fabric softener?"
"What?"
"I DIE."-Wednesday Addams and Joel Glicker
Addams Family Values.
"Young lady, I'm getting a tad tired of your attitude problem"-Peter MacNicol Addams Family Values. |
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AladdinsGenie Genie of the Messageboard
Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: Tennessee
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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13. You can justify stealing as saying you only steal what you need to survive.
14. Not every ruler knows they have poor people in their city.
15. Jumping off balconies is a great way to impress chicks.
16. Don't tell mutant mud monsters to let you go when they have you dangling from a cliff.
17. Always have a lie ready to say at all times. |
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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 5165 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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18. Being a princess is not as great as it seems.
19. Never touch anything that you found in Jafar's (or any other sorcerer's) lab.
20. Don't be too predictable (or Chaos will pay you a visit).
21. Don't trust Royal Viziers. (in every movie that has a Vizier in it, he is evil. It's as predictable as the death of guards or Ensigns ) _________________
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AladdinsGenie Genie of the Messageboard
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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22. Don't attack an artistic plant man.
23. Do NOT tackle malevolent omnipotent beings.
24. Don't forget your one year anniversary-your girlfriend will become the scourge of the desert until you remember.
25. Don't buy stuffed animals from creepy old ladies
26. Don't ever listen to the head. |
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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 5165 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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27. Don't scratch your head while saying "I have no fleas!" - it's not very convincing.
28. There's much more to people than what meets the eye.
29. Whoever has the gold makes the rules. _________________
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