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[Salukfan]

Alright, everyone. It's time for the first annual Aladdin Hunger Games Simulator!

Now, you might be asking yourself, "why is she doing this? Isn't the Big Brother one dull enough? Won't she stop posting again soon? ISN'T THIS A WASTE OF TIME?!" Okay, all of those things might be true, BUT I'm doing this anyway. What else are you gonna read in this section of the message board, huh? HUH?

In any case, this is a Hunger Games simulator, from the same site the Big Brother one is hosted on. I'm using a random generator to pull 24 Aladdin characters into random districts. I'm not doing a one man/one woman thing because there's so few female characters, but maybe I'll do one eventually.

If you don't know what the Hunger Games is, the basics are that two people from each of 12 districts (uh, kingdoms, in our case?) are chosen at random to participate in a fight to the death. The last person to remain alive wins! It gets gorey at times, so if talk of death bothers you, this isn't the simulation for you!

And, if I'm being honest, the real reason I'm doing this now is that I love the cast the generator picked for me! I went through and put as many named characters as I could remember from the movies and series. From Aladdin to Mirage to Ambassador Akim of Ganastan, all of your favorites are available for future simulators! I'm not bound by a humanoid distinction this time either, so everyone is eligible! I have a couple of exceptions to the "named" rules, one of which you'll see here, but I like them, so shut up.

Here are the first group of chosen tributes:



Dis gun be gud!

Starting next time, I'll be posting the activities that go down before new character(s) are revealed to be dead (cannon shots are fired to signify deaths). This usually ends up being about 4 or 5 images a post, based on what this simulation did (oh, I know the ending baby!), so it's shorter than the BB one per post.
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[Meesh]

Destane - Alive


Well...
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[Salukfan]

To be fair, he's more alive than Wizzy the teddy bear.

Probably.
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[Salukfan]

It's time for the first HG post!

This one's gonna stand pretty much on it's own, without fancy introduction commentary. Because I'm boring. But like I said, I'm gonna go through a cannon fire for each post!

Reminder of the tributes:






(Wizzy and Destane were having a conversation? )


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[Salukfan]

Throws a knife into Ducky's head How DARE you?!


Wizzy = certified badass bear.



That was a lot of lost tributes in one post! The games continue in the next one!
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[Salukfan]

(Yes, the game's still going. I'm a slacker. )






(Sootani with his mad needle skills, saving Wizzy. <3)


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[Salukfan]

In a special treat (shut up ), I'm going to post the rest of this Hunger Games simulator, since I'm too lazy to crop everything for the BB sim tonight! Yay! Who will be the sole survivor? Find out today!











Wizzy... goodbye, sweet prince. DDDDDDDDD:
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[Salukfan]

(Sootani doesn't even have legs. )


Fatima will definitely not regret this choice.


(Seriously, though, no legs. )
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[Salukfan]

With a hatchet, though. Fasal's legit here.


See, I knew she wouldn't regret her choice!
... oh.



Folks, we have a winner!



Stats in the next post!
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[Salukfan]

(Sweet prince Wizzy, I will never be over your defeat!)


(Wizzy made four kills. Mah bear. <3)

That's it for the first Hunger Games simulation! If I get bored enough, I might do another!
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[Meesh]

Fasal would LITERALLY be the last person I would have bet on.

Even over Wizzy.
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[Salukfan]

(Fasal's a man of many surprises, behind his facade of lazy incompetence! )

What?! Another one?!

YEAH BABY!

I decided to run another sim tonight for my own amusement, but it ended up being pretty great, so I'm gonna share! The only rules for this one is that I didn't want any repeat participants. Besides that, the players were picked by random draw! I'll start the main posts next time, but here's the cast:


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[Salukfan]

Alright, here we go! This one's going to be messy!

First off, the tributes:





Hang on, this last one.

Al Gebraic DECAPITATES Kaveed. I'm the worst sort of person, but when I read this I about fell out of my chair laughing at the very idea. Al Gebraic is serious about this stuff, folks!!



I imagine the last one going something like this:

*Everybody runs*
*al-Butross stops and poses dramatically*
"Nobody can kill Captain al-Buttr---" *immediately killed*







I've waited all my life for the Shaman and Gregarious to have a conversation. I love this sim. <3


(Imma need someone to draw Shakata and Zebu brawling, thanks.)


(I feel like the Oracle running way from Iago was canon before this. )



There you have it for the first post, folks! It's already been a bloody one! Find out next time who will survive the next segment of the games!
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[Salukfan]

Alright, production note on this one: I'm stupid.

I was cropping and saving, cropping and saving and I accidently cropped and saved the wrong thing (in paint, no less) and lost part of the post. I can't get it back and I didn't save the simulation, so there's just a segment missing. It had something great on it too. IT'S A TRAGIC LOSS. I'll tell you when we get there. I'll be more careful next time!




(Waheed and Gregarious holding hands is the funniest thing to me, I don't even know why)



YOUR WELCOME FOR THIS MENTAL IMAGE YOU GUYS. Where's my fan art?!



Okay, right in here's where I lost the best line ever. There's some other stuff too, but I lost one of my favorite things in the whole simulator:

Shakata stabs Chaos in the back with a trident.

WITH A TRIDENT. I about died. And then so did the picture.

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Next time, we'll carry on in a post without a big mess up! I hope! You can sacrifice me if I screw it up.
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[Salukfan]

After a dramatic pause (obviously), we're back! It's time to see who falls next!





Let me guess, Shaman, David Bowie?


(My new favorite romance <3 <3 <3)




For some reason, this made me laugh. The robot, the ephemeral mystic and the obscure character, all destroyed by one of the series worst villains. I love it.





And we that, we're down to 10! It's still anyone's game. Who will be the next tributes eliminated? Find out next time!
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